STORY DESCRIPTION

My name's David McNutty. I was a complete loser. Couldn't get a girl. Couldn't keep a job. But none of that matters now that I can stop time. For reasons I won't go into here, I spent years practicing yoga and meditation. I've finally reached a level of spiritual enlightenment that allows me to release my consciousness from the illusion of time. The world stands still for everyone but me. Of course, I use this to bang chicks. And get a little bit of revenge on some douchebags along the way.

After saying farewell to the gals in the office, I get a little workout in the gym, cool off at the pool before hitting the club, then go back to college for some continuing education.